4/24/2024 0 Comments Call from jail prank call![]() He added that only the antics of practical jokes could expose this façade. He opined that under this “façade” of orderliness, there lies laughter, joy, and disorder. ![]() In the sublime words of Mac Barnett, “Not only is a good prank harmless, but, like a good story, it reveals an essential truth that would otherwise be hidden.” Mac Barnett is a firm believer that a good prank can spread laughter and joy as far as the eye can see. The joy that you’re responsible for the happiness of another and the feeling that you’re spreading happiness, the entirety of it, is truly delightful. I also had people call and ask if we sold gorillas and chimps, and my response to them was "no, and if you continue to prank call, I used to work for the phone company and will call my friends to get your info and have the company press charges against you because this is in violation of FTC regulations." Surprisingly all the prank calls stopped after that lol.For as long as I can remember, there hasn’t been any greater joy than that warm feeling that emanates from your heart when you put a smile on someone’s face. YOU WILL NEED TO GOOGLE ANY OTHER NUMBERS YOU NEED. Me: Ma'am, (exasperated sigh and saying slowly and sternly) THIS IS A PETCO! I HAVE THE NUMBERS FOR LOCAL VETERINARIANS, THE SHELTER, AND OUR CUSTOMER SERVICE. ![]() "Karen": Well do you have any of those numbers? But if you're so worried about this solider and his health, you can try to contact the MPs on base, the garrison commander, or your local congress person for assistance. This is a petco, we're not responsible for what happens to someone at someone else's job. Me: Ma'am I've been both of those things. "Karen": Well, can I speak to someone who was in the military or a military spouse? I'm sure they'd know who to report this to. Me: I'm sorry ma'am but this is Petco, we're not responsible for what you may or may not hear from a customer, especially about their life. "Karen": Hi, I was in your store the other day and a solider and his wife were complaining about how the military fractured his skull and they keep hitting him in the head. Me: Thank you for calling your local (redacted) petco, this is (redacted), how may I help you? Not sure if it was a prank or not but weirdest phone call was a lady, most definitely older, asking for military info lol. ![]() My GM: trying his hardest not to laugh I should be writing you up but that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard in a long time and I don’t feel like you should be in trouble for making me laugh but don’t do that again This is just becoming a sad review of your life choices at this time. Be more original or get a life and some friends man. Me: right…I’m the dumbass but you’re the loser teen with no life or anything better to do than to call a pet store with the absolute most basic prank, if that’s what you even wanna call it. I thought I was gonna be able to waste your time but you’re just wasting mine. Anyway, do you have a life jacket or do you need one? We sell those here. Preferably head first in butterfly position. Get a life jacket and jump in the bowl with your fish. Kid: my betta needs to learn how to swim!
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